Once upon a time there was a jerk named You.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful golden-haired princess named Me. She had a beautiful, yet slightly retarded golden retriever dog named Baby that barked too much and shed her beautiful golden hair all about the castle. This displeased the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me, but the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me had a shop vac so 'twas no biggie.


Anyway~


The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me began thinking about the jerk named you, and what a jerk named you had posted on Facebook. A picture of Pentecostal ladies, eating lunch at McDonald's which a jerk named You had titled "Tea Baggers". The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me felt quite sure that Pentecostal ladies did not engage in such activities. In fact, the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me found her sensibilities to be quite offended. The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me herself is not Pentecostal, yet felt quite embarrassed for a jerk named You. The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me is regretful that a jerk named You's mother did not teach him how to demonstrate respect for others. Especially ladies.


The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me pondered what to do to rectify such cruelty. Suddenly the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me remembered that her car payment needed to be in the mail today, and the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me was out of stamps.