I'm going to blog now. Next week, I'm going to try microwave cooking.

Whoa. Lookie here. I'm going to start this blogging thing. You would think a smart ass like me would have tons to write about. And I do. Yep. Um. Let's see....

My name is Tex Montana. I'm not a dude, I don't live in Texas or Montana and I don't do any cowgirl-y things. I have a thing for tacky paintings of Jesus and Mary, peanut butter, the color orange and vacuum cleaners. I have two sons - Cal and Sam, a Golden Retriever named Baby, a cat named P-Nut, and a man named Neil. I don't discuss politics, I just vote. I spend all my money on fabric and Diet Dr Pepper.

Wow. I just blogged.

I think I'll do it again tomorrow.