Whooo. Been bizay!

Yep - rilly rilly rilly busy. Quilts, dish towels, art wallets...

Um. Uh-huh. Hmmm.

I thought I would make a handbag. Here's what happened:

The new Jeep Liberty logo.

You're not doing anything anyway.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/explodingmary

Pink

Are here?

You say I'm cheap. Ha! That's what all the boys say.

Cheapthiftytightchintzymiserly

I've been called that.

Craigslist - all over it.
Amazon - it's where I get my books.
Coupons - a million of them.

So for all the rest of you cheaptightthriftychintzymiserly folks, here's one of my little money savers. Put a tablespoon of Dawn dishwashing liquid in a spray bottle of water, and you'll have the best (and cheapest) laundry pre-treater EVER.

Jesus saves. Now you can, too.

Once upon a time there was a jerk named You.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful golden-haired princess named Me. She had a beautiful, yet slightly retarded golden retriever dog named Baby that barked too much and shed her beautiful golden hair all about the castle. This displeased the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me, but the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me had a shop vac so 'twas no biggie.


Anyway~


The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me began thinking about the jerk named you, and what a jerk named you had posted on Facebook. A picture of Pentecostal ladies, eating lunch at McDonald's which a jerk named You had titled "Tea Baggers". The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me felt quite sure that Pentecostal ladies did not engage in such activities. In fact, the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me found her sensibilities to be quite offended. The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me herself is not Pentecostal, yet felt quite embarrassed for a jerk named You. The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me is regretful that a jerk named You's mother did not teach him how to demonstrate respect for others. Especially ladies.


The beautiful golden-haired princess named Me pondered what to do to rectify such cruelty. Suddenly the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me remembered that her car payment needed to be in the mail today, and the beautiful golden-haired princess named Me was out of stamps.